Haven’t slept in years

This morning, or rather yesterday at about 6:30, I hadn’t slept and I couldn’t sleep. As you could guess, I was really bored. So. What to do? Why, I did the first thing that people do when they’re bored – I gave myself a haircut. It looks good, really good.

You know, if this was Bizzaro World.

The [only] best part is that it’s summer weather and my hair was too long, causing major sweating and what have you. As a friendly fyi from me to you; sweat, not so good as a hair product.

Oh, also, the fucking cat broke my fucking glasses. I will hold his firstborn ransom until that little bastard pays me however much it’s going to cost me to replace them. If the little fucker doesn’t pay… well, this is where the obvious Chinese Food joke would go.

Oh yeah, I have a blog

I’m living with some friends now, I’m renting the loft of an upstairs of a house. The fact that there’s been more beer in the fridge the last week than food has made me incredibly happy, the fact that I drank the last one tonight doesn’t.

Benson & Hedges, the masterminds behind the most perfect cigarette ever [Belmont Milds] have begun selling three different Belmont brands in the Niagara Region. That fact has made me incredibly happy, the fact that the store didn’t have any regulars and I had to buy Kings doesn’t.

Not going to lie, the last few weeks have been really good and yet really not good. A couple good friends have moved away for the summer and another has moved away to B.C. permanently. It’s weird to go from seeing someone almost everyday to not seeing them at all. And another one came back for a visit from Ireland and then fucked off back across the ocean.

I should go to bed, it’s 3:54am.