If I fuck me, I’ll fuck me in my own way.

I removed comments, which where the largest source of my reasoning behind jumping from the old back porch and sitting down on this one. With no comments it’ll be just like nobody is reading this, which makes it all a-ok.

Also – I had this long, intriquet and poignant post all thought out lat night, but I forgot it so you end with this.

P.S. – I’m going to start up a webcomic in the next month or so.

Children: Piglet and Tigger are dead.

Well John Fieldler passed away not too long ago, mere days after the dude that did Tigger’s voice got stuffed. [Get it? ‘cos their characters were stuffed animals? Zing!] Not that it affects me directly but it begs the question; what’s happening to our voice actors? In ’03 the lady who did the voice of Caillou got smashed to bits in a car accident and the guy that did Fred Flinstone’s voice died in a horrific dinosaur related accident in ’77. Don Messick became a ghost in ’97 and the world hasn’t been the same since.

Sad, trying times indeed. Who’s next? Dan Castellaneta? Oh the world would fall apart if the Robot Satan were to die. Let us pray that he lives for a long, long time.

The ‘real’ me.

I am arrogant, self-centered, delusional, egotistical, co-dependant upon myself. I’d rather sit thinking alone than waste my time with others. I am insolent, presumptuous, conceited, contemptuous towards others. I’d rather spend the rest of my life single so that I can retain my ‘moral high ground.’ I am overbearing, disdainful, cocky, sarcastic, hateful at everything. I’d rather stick to my own little world then reality.

I love being the way I am because I don’t need to change. It’s always easier to play the asshole rather than the human being.

A haiku using The Bored’s apparent favourite line "Seriously Serious."

Seriously serious
rascism isn’t cool
just let it ride

<3

http://cad-comic.com/images/comics/20050624.jpg

Oh have truer words ever been put into Comic form? I think not. Control-Alt-Delete is great. Almost as good as Penny Arcade, in my most humble opinion.

The Downing Street Memo

I just finished reading the Downing Street Memo. Interesting to say the least. The only reason I’m mentioning that is so that I can have what is more than likely the only blog entry to mention both the Downing Street Memo and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It’s true, I’ve been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer everyday now for the last little while. I must say that the show is very funny and that I feel bad for making fun of Rube for watching it. Also Sarah Michelle Gellar is insanely beautiful. And Alyson Hannigan too.

Stupid Emo Haircuts.

http://www.filecabi.net/v/file/1118219367/wmv

This fits so perfectly with my many ramblings about my hatred for trends and trendy mother fuckers.

Fuck I hate trendy mother fuckers.

I am upset.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8172311/

It’s funny because she doesn’t know it’s not really gone.

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
so i think you’ve had your fun, it’s time to put your blog back up

Dan – Halo: The Movie? That makes this geek a sad panda. says:
youarebanned.blogspot.com is no more, I deleted it

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
oh christ

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
but that was such an awesome name

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
how are you gonna top it? i mean supposing you made a new blog and all

Dan – Halo: The Movie? That makes this geek a sad panda. says:
Banned From the Back Porch: Redux?

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
ha

Dan – Halo: The Movie? That makes this geek a sad panda. says:
heh

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
has a nice ring to it

the first to speak is the first to lie says:
i’m feeling this

Dan – Halo: The Movie? That makes this geek a sad panda. says:
good good

Tweaks

Tweaked the standard Minila [or however you spell it] Layout to something somewhat better, but I’m not satisfied. However my laziness knows no bounds, therefore I assume no further changes will come about any time soon.

Also, a 2 and a half year old bit me on the knee today and I still have the mark. I’m still not exactly sure about his reasoning behind biting me, but whatever.